do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”
I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
i think breasts are great and as a lesbian they are something i find attractive
i don’t see a breastfeeding mother or a woman simply walking around and existing and having breasts as sexual????
idk men are fucking creeps basically
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*